Pumping a single mum is like coughing into a toilet

@THCVee what if the man before did nothing but anal???

Throwing a sausage down an alleyway

with options like that might as well make the switch and find a man 😂

I love that one

@V3xxed_G1raff3 *then how would they have got pregnant*

all time classic

a bird down the grand canyon

no thanks not cucking out like that dim kids are a nono for me

@Octavia 😏

kids are a nono for us all

i hope

i meant they did both

@Dimorac I could not date a guy with kids, I'm not ready for that type of commitment personally

feels good to be young and not in glasgow

>sticks dick in toilet pipe
>clean, no STD/I’s
>sticks dick in single mom
>Doc: ”Son, I’m afraid were going to have to amputate.”

@Octavia That's why you throw it of when she starts getting serious 😉

: ^)

:^)

never been a problem before @V3xxed_G1raff3 jelly and jam mate you know the difference right?

yeah

that is the exact problem, lets say you meet that great partner but then you find out they have kids and it's like I'm not ready to step up as a parent

if she's a 10 then it's debatable

just grow a pair and put up with em

then they arent a great partner, just aint compatible

@Otunga nah, you can always find that 10 without kids

in scotland

good one

I needed that

all these poor singles

hahaha the hilarity of people thinking they pulling 10's

if she has kids, she aint a ten anymore

^^

dont go for Scottish girls that are 18. most of em will have about 4 kids

This girl is more like it.

@THCVee ive pulled 10’s before, whats so funny?

@Tailed Feature christ tailed, these are just insane

LOL

❌

@Tailed Feature wtf is that

if all else fails just go gay