oh wait now I know what the dark bit on the end of that shit is

that's the part above the water line

ewwwww @Tea

Aye, what is it

Sorry fam @THCVee

I had a black shit once after a night on black sambuca

^

now that shit would make me throw up

Wholesome cursed dog

Black mirror decision flow chart

you get green shit if you drink too many blue vk or wkd

where does it start

top right

I refused to sleep with me ex because she had one like that Bonk, the toilet was right next to the bed and I couldn't stop taking the boak everytime she was going to unzip me @Bonk

oh there I see

I think the green poo was because I’d been eating a lot more greens than usual

hahaha fuckin hell Tea

I felt sick before so I thought I was going to chunder about her Mum's room.

that wont save you

@Moon Runes plungers are the best

my ex took a shit in my wardrobe while sleepwalking once, woke up and heard her giggling in there. Opened it and nearly died

hahahahah

wtf

@Bonk how do you find women like that???

nature

thats a new one

hahhhahahaha

finds a way

i know peeps that have pissed in the wardrobe when pissed or sleepwalking, not shit tho lol

mate it was a mess in there

when i sleepwalk i piss in the toilet bowl not my fucking cupboard

ok, so besides sleepwalking and sleepeating, sleepshitting is also a thing?

still stayed with her for like a year

nice

why'd you break up

friend of my family in her 50s still sleepwalk pisses if she sleeps in other peoples houses drunk

funny as hell when it's not at your house

https://puu.sh/CooD8.png

its hereditary, her son does it too

my mate on his honeymoon got leathered so went back to his room stripped then went to be sick in the loo and as he was being sick he arse pissed across the bathroom @Bonk his mrs cleaned it up too hahaha