@Chrundle fuck up

@Chrundle like yer not funny lad...

Can't wait til she gets your ass up on a horse

@Ruger I'm not here to be funny, I'm here for the free scat

wanna see the pure fear in your eyes

the first present will prob be a shirt like "one of dads"

@Chrundle made a mistake @ing him

or like a polo shirt or summit

I'm no wearing any lyle and scott polo

head to toe Ralph Lauren

Her horse is called Poppy

meh id say if yer in a dry spell just keep on humping n make sure ye guard yerself

I have a Ralphie tracksuit.

ur gonna look mint in this lad

Aye, it's really helped rebound off something too.

lol

LOL bonk I fucking hate the big logo polo

That's what I want

oh you reboundin ?

A track suit.

I'm going to just see how it's going.

Looks like something you would wear while golfing

@Ruger Aye out of something serious, etc.

she know this?

Send me these fancy clothes so.I can infiltrate the middle class and pollute the genepool

@Ruger That's what we sat talking about the night in the bar before I went back to hers.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/man-reviews-scotch-while-his-wife-packs-up-her-things-and-leaves-him-in-the-background/85847868/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Promotion

Hahahahahaha

Fucking dying

a rando meet or pal of a pal?

ebaumsworld, damn I've no been on there in years.

I just seen it on fb

Dying man

@Ruger I do private security at the hotel she's a leisure supervisor at.

oh

So we all went on the same night out

dear

So she knew

She works days I work nights.

And took advantage of the situation

nah