lol

LOL bonk I fucking hate the big logo polo

That's what I want

oh you reboundin ?

A track suit.

I'm going to just see how it's going.

Looks like something you would wear while golfing

@Ruger Aye out of something serious, etc.

she know this?

Send me these fancy clothes so.I can infiltrate the middle class and pollute the genepool

@Ruger That's what we sat talking about the night in the bar before I went back to hers.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/man-reviews-scotch-while-his-wife-packs-up-her-things-and-leaves-him-in-the-background/85847868/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Promotion

Hahahahahaha

Fucking dying

a rando meet or pal of a pal?

ebaumsworld, damn I've no been on there in years.

I just seen it on fb

Dying man

@Ruger I do private security at the hotel she's a leisure supervisor at.

oh

So we all went on the same night out

dear

So she knew

She works days I work nights.

And took advantage of the situation

nah

Calm doon there Aunt and stop sharing minion memes @sweatercowsandsass

she aint bright enuf fer that

LOL

shagging at dawn and dusk then?

Exactly what I thought ruger.

Ruger

@Dazzie what was that son!? Hold on i need to turn my hearing aid up LOL love aunt karen xxx

just seen a big muscly lad n was like "gimme dat cawk"

Females always know if you have a gf or no

@Questgiver How it's been lately, like. I shag her before work and then after and just sleep when she heads into work

sounds like you have a rota sussed out

Casually sitting in the breastfeeding room ready to give bad advice.

aye defo just ride it out but be on guard for her sinkin the anchors in

I'm no bothered the now like

jam it in @Dazzie