@Tailed Feature Can't crack my ankles

I crack my knees @Tailed Feature

I love my grandparents like a ton.

Can do my neck easily

I hate having people over cause then it means I have to tidy before, during and after their visit

It's a good day today boys and girls.

I hope you're all well

It's blessing having them around in any capacity

Just fuckn bend em to the side

If I wanna see people, I just go see them

What in the hell is going on in here

I hate having guests

Everything

@Tea Got that dopamine rush from pussy?

@Tea Fook off, gook

I love having you tailed

@Chrundle Fuck up you wee GIMP

@Tailed Feature same, purely because I hate tidying up after them

Right I'm off to work peeps

@sweatercowsandsass It's like, put the toilet roll back where you fucking found it.

@Tea Love you man take care

pizza time

@Tea Bye, hope you get fired for being a mong

@Tailed Feature i'm more like "fix that blanket under your arse... and take your bloody cup in the kitchen when you're done"

@LorneM Aye man, literally walking on clouds right now.

@Chrundle Mate I hope you die

My grandparents live 1,000 miles away and i missed them. I don't care where they put the toilet roll.

fucking root

@sweatercowsandsass You used a teaspoon, put it in the fucking sink.

@sweatercowsandsass Get your dishes washed before you leave

@Hammond_of_Texas My grandparents are all dead.

Guests are always messy cunts

@Tailed Feature whos empty biscuit wrapper is this?

Same Tailed

ok

@sweatercowsandsass When they pure scran shit that's yours

Nut

My nephew used to do that

Just come in and go through my cupboards and eat shit