someone send him some more booze

Girls with pet snakes are always dtf

My uncle has snakes

not scared of them or anything just think they are p lame pets

He lost one 8 months ago. Never found it

same with snakes

i have a few ribbon snakes

dont buy them

why am i not surprised

do not reccomend

snakes are lame pets imo, some look pretty, but i dunno , they dont do v much , not much interaction etc, dgaf if you are there or not etc, pretty pointless

actually some of the little lizards things can be cool cause they have some sort of personality

SOME

Why would a have a pet snake when I have plenty of mates who are snakes hsss

road man

snakes are like just a rope with a face that you cant use as rope but have to feed

LOL

my snakes eat fish and shit this blue stuff out that smells like fuck

Blue bungus?

ya

Blue bungus

Thats dank asf

Oh shit

im not gonna google snake shit for reasons but trust me its terrible

Spiders can fug off

cia niggers?

tracking yer snake search history

im on all the lists

Not surprised

@T e x Weird leaf snek is watching you

what is there in the way of like... snake related crime... that has you worried?

@Auto-Elf that was fast

you have already asked too much

Hmm tex what did you do this time

Snake theiven

did you try and recreate mr hands with a snake

ever think, that maybe you might be a retard?

I always worry about someone posting a snake through my letter box

couple times ruger but the thought never lingers

kinda lingers

theres yer answer then