I think I may be a tad bit drunk Kek

maybe ur projecting the fact that ur underage

Kek

Rule 1 in life never drink more than 10 shots of port

no one does shots of wine

Port isn't wine my nigs

Tis a spirit

its fortified wine nigger

thats like doing shots of a moscato

I was taught that it was a spirt

It is 18%

>18%

>shots

XD

It's out of a shot glass therefore it's a shot XD

drinking newbs

>when you realise they realise you're underage in kekistan

ive been an alcoholic for 10 years

Brb having a piss

Ive been an autist since 1488

oy vey

kek

I am the true autist here

Not that autistic!! **chimps out**

lol

Just got some cheese and crackers my niggers

What's happening my niggers?

Am I cool now?

I thought we were taking about alcohol

Not Pepe