ash main fag (Discord ID: 237982190460207106), page 1

Hello

Who wants a prostate exam?

Hello fellow earthlings

Who wants to raid the Middle East with me? If so say DEUS VULT

We shall shower the Jews not kill them! They're dirty!

Transgenders niggers in disguise!
Transgenders just another Jew!

McDonald's is where the niggers work though

Neither was 9/11 my nigger

HITLER DIED IN THE SHOWERS

HE GOT CONFUSED WHICH ROOM WAS THE REAL SHOWERS

I can rap faster than Eminem

No nigger can rap faster than him

Only white males can

@Europa OI cunt I'm part of 3 chin I'll fucking hack you!

@Rose you're a mod right?

Because the member count went down 210

@everyone the member count went down 210

It was somewhere near 500

?

Damn he told you

I wanted to get pacey banned Kek

I WANT ALL THE NIGGERS DEAD

Can me has an marijuana?

@everyone

@Phillip Sledgdon OI cunt I beat you again cunt at shooting!

(He's pretty shite)

@Sigurd88 are those your classmates from special ed?

Lol

Look at my name ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

Nigel farage at his finest

Hello mister co owner (or owner I dunno I'm new ish)

Ah

Why thanks good sir!

No, what is it?

@NiggerLyncher you do know @Phillip Sledgdon has been beaten at shooting by me

He is terrible

And he is a bad memer

Yo listen up here's a story.....

BAN THIS MAN HE'S DONE A BADIE

Do you know what

Fuck life

It's one big joke

That always gets the last laugh

We just met.....

Memes aside life is a big fucking joke

Everything's a joke in the right context

I want to fucking die personally

Yes, sadly they can

As I said life is a joke

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Don't you hate it when someone you used to call a friend is so stuck up?
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Don't get it

My name is...

@Phillip Sledgdon said he's looking to ban someone

Kewl

RAPIST GLASSES

*K E K*

Well I'm tired af so night

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

DADDYS HERE MY NIGGERS

OI CUNT YOU CANT MOCK THE FUCKING BRITISH YOU TOSSER

BRITISH COMEDY IS BASED OFF MOCKING CUNTS MATE!

Oh blimey

You bloody legend!

@NiggerLyncher hey cunt can I have a custom role?

@Rose OI CUNT IM BRITISH WE OWNED YOUR ASS ONCE

I think I may be a tad bit high

Don't you guys hate it when you're a utter prat towards your only mate?

Unmanned drones?! Holographic sights? *F O O K I N L A Z O R S I T E S*

@Rose is there any way to rise above the normies? (Citizens)

I am active my nigga. I go to the local roadman gym

My nigga I just got a new fookin role

SHUT UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER GO BACK TO HELL FROM WHICH YOU CAME

Now that's a way to level up *tips fedora*

MOAR MUSTARD GAS

Hello rose

Does this?

FUCKING NIGGERS

GET OFF MY BOARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BURN IT

BURN ALL LOVE

Love is fucking stupid

And I only say that because I'm not in a relationship

NANANANANANANANANANANANA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP BABY GIVE IT UP

Britain is the best country

For example, 1982, France, ww1, ww2, DEUS VULT

BRITAIN IS THE BEST COUNTRY

WE FUCKING OWNED ALL YOUR ASSES THEN we got a twat as prime minister and fucked everything up *cough*

>Mfw some dirty colonial thinks they're better than us Brits

WE WILL USE THE MOON AS A WEAPON

WE WILL CRASH IT INTO AUSTRALIA

FUCK THOSE CRIMINALS

>Mfw I started a war about Britain being better

@TheBoat did you know there's a "special boat service" I think that's the speeshl version of the sas Kek

@TheBoat HA SPEESHL

PARKOR KIDS LIVIN ON THE EDGE

OK ILL JUMP OFF THIS LEDGE

AAAAAAAAANNNNNND IMMMMMM GONNAAAAAAA SWING

FROM TH.......

Oh shit.....

Hello?

FUCKING HOMOSEXUALS CELEBRATE 9/11 LIKE ITS THEIR FUCKING BIRTHDAY NAAAAAA

I hate the nickname system

Kek

I hate life itself

And I made that nickname

What're we doing tonight brain?

The same thing we do every night pinkey, hang out on discord

I hate overwatch

"I NEED HEALING"

All jokes aside that meme is why I suffer from depression, my social life I fucked and I don't see myself having a girlfriend

Life is one big joke that always gets the last laugh

Gimme a second A I need to get my story straight

I cut myself sometimes

@everyone IF BRITAIN IS TERRIBLE WHY DO WE CONTROL TIME THEN CUNTS? EH?

@everyone try me bitch

@Rose GIVE ME KEKIST BACK YOU CUNT

K

Ok I'm sorry

Kek

>Mfw

Don't worry I want to stop at life

@Renaar gimme 5 minutes to recharge

@Phillip Sledgdon ayy my nigger

Indeed

That's because I am

@Phillip Sledgdon FIX THIS

ITS A OUTRAGE

@Renaar *cough* there's a ton of @ everyone mentions in other chats

Kek

@ash main fag

I am one with the cleverness

@ash main fag

doc 1.0#9589

Fuck

Neeeeeeeew name

*cough*

Edgy

*cough* mlg tellytubbies

KEK

Guys he might tell his clan about this be careful!

Tis called sarcasm my nigs

@ash main fag

Incest

<@!167055372031361024> clearly incest

@Rose your girlfriend looks like a fucking weeb

INCEST

FOOD

UUUUUUUUUGH

WOOOOOOO

*cough*

Who changed my name?!

ICARUS

WTF

DUDE

I DIDNT POST THAT

FUCK OFF

I DID NOT POST THST SHIT CUNT

Not me!

Who the fuck posted cp?

Because they need a fucking ban

I swear it was <@!167055372031361024>

Umm no we haven't cunt

It was <@!167055372031361024>

WTF

BAN THAT CUNT NOW

THERE ARE NO WARNINGS WITH THAT SHIT

IT IS CHILD PORN YOU CREEP

It was a cartoon

It's still fucking illegal in most places

@Phillip Sledgdon IT WAS A FUCKING BABY

@Phillip Sledgdon and? That cunt is probably sick

@Renaar even if it is legal it's fucking disgusting, it's cartoon porn of a baby!

@NiggerLyncher EXACTLY

NOW BAN THE CUNT WHO POSTED IT PLEASE

It was fucking cp WITH A BABY IN IT

A FUCKING BABY

It doesn't matter if it was real or not it's still fucking cp with a baby in it!

Now can we ban the sick cunt who posted it?

It's cp with a baby in it @gabriel that's why

<@!167055372031361024> that's the guy who posted the cp

He's not banned

That's not a fucking rule?

It should be a insta ban

Not a "maybe we should talk about if we should ban a dude that posted baby porn"

And you banned him?

<@!167055372031361024> nope he's not banned

Even if it isn't illegal it's fucked. I was a baby.

Yes

It's sorted now

Let's move on

Hello fellow normies

I mean 4chaners

THATS WHY WE DEUS VULT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Plus we'll get oil out of it

Remember we do not speak of the fourth crusade

Lol

Guys

Are we meant to be able to type in <#295613269345959937> ?

You might want to fix it then

@NiggerLyncher you've fixed it now

DEUS VULT

FOR OIL

FOR THE SPORT

And God of course

What?

You can't see them?

I can.

@NiggerLyncher sorry if I fucked up rules Kek

I just thought that I should bring to your attention that I could type in there

:3

I'm speeshl

>boots up democracy 3
>turn 1
>makes evolution the only thing that's taught in school
>turn 3
>abolishes religion
>turn 100 good gdp
>Mfw I turned Canada into nazi Germany

Nah I do it for real

Came back the other day with a ton of religious artefacts

See

The Arabs are good for one thing

Damascus steel

We kill them

We may break our swords but......

Our swords ARE NOW INDESTRUCTIBLE

MOAR CRUSADES

DEUS VULT

@Phillip Sledgdon I thought you went offline?

@Phillip Sledgdon lying cunt

Want to crusade with us?

DEUS VULT

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