less hangover too

Cheese plus gold = fancy stuff only rich people can buy

i just use coke and weed

and nicotine

and steroids

kek

lol

Weed is a drug that isn't a drug

I need a giant vial of LSD

cocaine is a hell of a drug

until it runs out

same i want like 100ml of acid

Like you smoke a bit then you're like "you can't hug your kids with nuclear arms MAAAAAAAAAN"

lol what

lol

He smoked a bit in the middle of that sentence

you can hug northkorea with nuclear arms

@Keksson you've never smoked weed? KID DETECTED!

my parting nigger burning bbl

I think I may be a tad bit drunk Kek

maybe ur projecting the fact that ur underage

Kek

Rule 1 in life never drink more than 10 shots of port

no one does shots of wine

Port isn't wine my nigs

Tis a spirit

its fortified wine nigger

thats like doing shots of a moscato

I was taught that it was a spirt

It is 18%

>18%

>shots

XD

It's out of a shot glass therefore it's a shot XD

drinking newbs

>when you realise they realise you're underage in kekistan

ive been an alcoholic for 10 years

Brb having a piss

Ive been an autist since 1488

oy vey