```he caught a parasite from a takeaway and almost died```

imagine ~~nearly~~ dying from e coli as a healthy adult male

@Tero I mean it's a deadly disease

my impression was unless you were elderly, had aids, or were a child, it's not really deadly

it's deadly if you live here

some people just die easily

ngl every time i hear about a food poisoning outbreak it's like "9 elderly people and 2 children died"

That's because usually they are the only ones who would eat food that tastes off

Every time Ive been on an all-inclusive holiday, either me/someone in my fam, or somebody else there has gotten food poising

and if you have e.coli in the water supply you'll get it without it tasting ogg

off*

damn... https://twitter.com/The_Gravel_Crew/status/1220669998525489152?s=20

front of this car looks like a truck of peace victim

finally fixed my MiG welder

fuck me

a week of troubleshooting

and it was so simple

Good point this, clearly Obama will need calling as a witness along with Hunter and Sleepy Joe
https://youtu.be/6QT_mVKV4wc

Julia pointed out something I didn't even realise.
When the new speaker was chosen I was less than thrilled with another Socialist.
What I didn't see reported was, Nigel Evans is deputy speaker !!! fucking awesome !!!
https://youtu.be/Vm_gnhbIgBQ

Hey ladies

https://twitter.com/Pornstarfan4L/status/1220170959749099521

'Is is different to meet celebrities, comic-con cosplayers, sports players, etc at conventions? Why the hate?'

Do it for the tribe, your actions should always be for the tribe

keep dreaming

that guy is shorter than most of the women he's hugging <:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

only the the women that are 5'0'' are shorter it seems

also, he looks like matt from game theory, so that's not doing him any favours in a permanent relationship situation

why do you think he is so into porn

but im not a woman

so

good point

he got to meet our heroes

❤️

<:mittens:382563105743306752>

i think those girls are easy to interact with, so long as you convince them your not a serial killer

like they're supposed to be open and physically engage with people that see them, it's their job basically

short of sexual harassment

i dunno, there must be some kind of thing they sign off on

maybe also attendees sign something

"if a performer does not show consent, then no touching'

also the women are surrounded by other women, so it feels safer for them i think

I have no Wi-Fi connection and I must coom