Message from @Stéllar
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I wonder, unironically, if the debt would be paid for if every American citizen sold a kidney or liver
What
Gotta start looking at solutions big boy
Apparently a kidney is worth $262,000
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What the fucc
Damn that's more than my life insurance policy
Another source says $100,000 tho
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And another $10,000
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So what you're saying is, if I want to retire early, I just need to find a dark alley?
I see 2-3 saying 100k tho so let’s say 100k
the market has enjoyed a supply glut since china started harvesting uyghur organs <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>
True
Probably poor quality though. Infected. Get good clean American kidneys instead!
There are ~330mil people in the USA as of 2019, that means if everyone sold 1 kidney, that would be worth $33 trillion
Nationalized Kidney Initiative
And the national debt is ~$23 trillion
WE CAN DO IT
Well. The Chinese are probably gonna need some new ones soon.
Also don’t give me shit for bad math, I slept 4h last night
Scrape the kidneys for stem cells
Meth, no excuse
Oh fuck, start clone labs
Replace the lost populations from the Wu-Flu
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Why else is China so interested in cloning tech?
They've planned this for DECADES
Oh shit oh fuck
why bother with expensive cloning labs when you have 1.2bn of useless fodder kicking around
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I mean yeah
And your female population is in freefall
the reason why china wants cloning is because it leadership is facing the problem all communist states have faced. the leaders grow old and useless
They were always old and useless
Are they gonna make hitler jr?
I think you mean Hitler II
Real hitler is well and alive <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>
Just have to fly him back to earth