Message from @Stéllar
Discord ID: 674067910993641485
On the Corona Board
Fucks ran out some time ago.
new discord looks weird
Add some lime to your Corona and lay in the bathtub until the men in suits come.
Also yes
US is in debt
That’s what happens when you let Jews handle money
I wonder, unironically, if the debt would be paid for if every American citizen sold a kidney or liver
What
Gotta start looking at solutions big boy
Apparently a kidney is worth $262,000
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What the fucc
Damn that's more than my life insurance policy
Another source says $100,000 tho
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And another $10,000
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So what you're saying is, if I want to retire early, I just need to find a dark alley?
the market has enjoyed a supply glut since china started harvesting uyghur organs <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>
True
Probably poor quality though. Infected. Get good clean American kidneys instead!
There are ~330mil people in the USA as of 2019, that means if everyone sold 1 kidney, that would be worth $33 trillion
Nationalized Kidney Initiative
And the national debt is ~$23 trillion
WE CAN DO IT
Okay but who’s gonna buy 330mil kidneys? <:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>
Well. The Chinese are probably gonna need some new ones soon.
Also don’t give me shit for bad math, I slept 4h last night
Scrape the kidneys for stem cells
Meth, no excuse
Oh fuck, start clone labs
Replace the lost populations from the Wu-Flu
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Why else is China so interested in cloning tech?
They've planned this for DECADES
Oh shit oh fuck
why bother with expensive cloning labs when you have 1.2bn of useless fodder kicking around
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