Nationalized Kidney Initiative

And the national debt is ~$23 trillion

WE CAN DO IT

Okay but who’s gonna buy 330mil kidneys? <:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

Well. The Chinese are probably gonna need some new ones soon.

Also don’t give me shit for bad math, I slept 4h last night

Scrape the kidneys for stem cells

Meth, no excuse

Oh fuck, start clone labs

Replace the lost populations from the Wu-Flu

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Why else is China so interested in cloning tech?

They've planned this for DECADES

Oh shit oh fuck

why bother with expensive cloning labs when you have 1.2bn of useless fodder kicking around

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I mean yeah

And your female population is in freefall

the reason why china wants cloning is because it leadership is facing the problem all communist states have faced. the leaders grow old and useless

They were always old and useless

Are they gonna make hitler jr?

I think you mean Hitler II

Real hitler is well and alive <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

Just have to fly him back to earth

Didn’t he supposedly go to Argentina or something?

Ye

A nazi base on the Moon sounds cool though

when the soviet was at it hight the average party leader was in their late 70is and they was spending a insane amount of effort on how too reduce the effect of aging as they had no replacements

Ideologues always have that issue

Look at the Catholics

Do you guys think crispr could stop/reverse aging?

No

yea, anyone that was able to replace them was "removed" long before they was a threat

I think it might

I think there are jellyfish species that never die of old age

I think we would need a shit ton of human growth hormone pumped into us to stop aging

And then we'd just get cancer

So we could use it’s gene(s)

Well

Crispr can treat cancer too

Apparently