US is in debt

That’s what happens when you let Jews handle money

I wonder, unironically, if the debt would be paid for if every American citizen sold a kidney or liver

What

Gotta start looking at solutions big boy

Apparently a kidney is worth $262,000

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What the fucc

Damn that's more than my life insurance policy

Another source says $100,000 tho

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And another $10,000

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So what you're saying is, if I want to retire early, I just need to find a dark alley?

I see 2-3 saying 100k tho so let’s say 100k

the market has enjoyed a supply glut since china started harvesting uyghur organs <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

True

Probably poor quality though. Infected. Get good clean American kidneys instead!

There are ~330mil people in the USA as of 2019, that means if everyone sold 1 kidney, that would be worth $33 trillion

Nationalized Kidney Initiative

And the national debt is ~$23 trillion

WE CAN DO IT

Okay but who’s gonna buy 330mil kidneys? <:think_madpepe:378717098630971395>

Well. The Chinese are probably gonna need some new ones soon.

Also don’t give me shit for bad math, I slept 4h last night

Scrape the kidneys for stem cells

Meth, no excuse

Oh fuck, start clone labs

Replace the lost populations from the Wu-Flu

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Why else is China so interested in cloning tech?

They've planned this for DECADES

Oh shit oh fuck

why bother with expensive cloning labs when you have 1.2bn of useless fodder kicking around

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I mean yeah

And your female population is in freefall

the reason why china wants cloning is because it leadership is facing the problem all communist states have faced. the leaders grow old and useless

They were always old and useless

Are they gonna make hitler jr?

I think you mean Hitler II