btw you guys see oil and stonks today?

oil got rekt so hard

also: bitcoin

gold is just a little dipping buy now <:pepe_smug:560207654207750154>

I've put my whole portfolio into toilet paper: 75% standard 2 ply, 20% quilted 2 ply and 5% aloe-vera infused quilted 3 ply

stonks

in some places every toilet is equipped with a hose to spray down your butthole. They are amazing, the west needs to start adopting these

fuck off do they everyone needs to continue to use toilet paper stop trying to crash the TP market

@MountainMan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAVH7Ey8TYI continuation, he is clearly retarded

shouldn't youtube stop him?

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1236691597078573061

imagine being told what to do by a woman <:kek:590371888480387073>

even worse, go from being a prince and to become a glorified ATM

She's had a baby and still her ass is amazing

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hiddleston-loki-oooh-fine-damn-gif-4980899

yeah but she's black

so: gross

well she's not even black smh

still ugly

mutt princess

https://twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/1236995931201064964?s=19

Any expert can verify this?

I can verify that you should go swimming in the ocean with some heavy rocks in your trunks

Any holes a goal

@Stéllar you need to get laid. No woman thinks they have an asshole pussy. They care more about whose asshole your plugins with your dowsing rod.

The asshole pussy is in fact the asshole.

i already get laid

UwU

And once you get married, you learn that hold become an abandoned mineshaft you can no longer explore.

Unless alcohol

And right timing.

ye but women are gross

Once you grow up,you’ll see that they are not as gross as the things you will do to yourself when you don’t get the powsi.

@Agent COVID-19 he's gay bro

Nah... he just needs a little tussin’ he’ll be okay.

Nah he's a genuine femboy faggot

Coronavirus be killin 5-50 year olds at 0.2%

my rig is kill

cpu fan makes horrid noises