Agent COVID-19

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2020-02-24 13:11:22 UTC [Sparta #bot-commands]  

!rank

2020-02-24 13:11:32 UTC [Sparta #bot-commands]  

Shazbot

2020-02-24 13:12:20 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Good morning.

2020-02-24 13:13:18 UTC [Sparta #bot-commands]  

!rank

2020-02-24 13:14:43 UTC [Sparta #bot-commands]  

!rank

2020-02-24 13:14:53 UTC [Sparta #bot-commands]  

Yes!!! I matter now!

2020-03-02 20:17:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Meh... Iโ€™d watch her get inappropriate with AOC. but, thatโ€™s about tit

2020-03-02 20:26:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Heh

2020-03-02 20:26:56 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I bet aoc is a squirter

2020-03-02 20:29:11 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Iโ€™ve been with many...MUCH, MUCH worse. But agree

2020-03-02 20:29:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Sheโ€™s a horse face

2020-03-02 20:30:28 UTC [Sparta #general]  

If she could just not talk, I would stuff her face for her.

2020-03-02 20:30:38 UTC [Sparta #general]  

But the second she opens mouth. Itโ€™s over

2020-03-02 20:31:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Shhh

2020-03-02 20:31:52 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I am just a lurker. Iโ€™m not supposed to participate I guess

2020-03-02 20:32:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hope you donโ€™t mind.

2020-03-02 20:32:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

๐Ÿ˜‰

2020-03-02 20:32:32 UTC [Sparta #general]  

LOL

2020-03-02 20:33:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

It was just a discord link. That might work

2020-03-02 20:33:42 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Had some epic vc chat here last week.

2020-03-02 20:36:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I was pretty hammered. I had two others with me. We liked it so much here I stayed.

2020-03-02 20:36:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Did not go as well over in Athens LOL. But we paid for our sins

2020-03-02 20:37:43 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Then I do indeed fit right in.

2020-03-02 20:39:12 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Athens is nice for sober speaking. But I have to stay away from there if I drink. Itโ€™s quite obvious they will not tolerate me for a second in that condition. Hahaha

2020-03-02 20:39:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Truth

2020-03-02 20:44:27 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I wasnโ€™t always a lurker. Wonder what happened

2020-03-02 20:50:04 UTC [Sparta #bot-commands]  

!rank

2020-03-02 20:50:52 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I figure I would just put one or two more lines to build back up my rank

2020-03-02 20:50:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Ahahaha sorry folks

2020-03-02 20:51:07 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Anyone going to be on vc tonight?

2020-03-02 20:51:37 UTC [Sparta #bot-commands]  

!rank

2020-03-02 20:55:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Well, I am not sucking toes weird but... I will time it down. LOL.

2020-03-02 20:55:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I donโ€™t do well there

2020-03-02 20:55:49 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Umm. No.

2020-03-02 20:56:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I am just kidding around.

2020-03-02 20:56:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I get along with you guys fine. No worries

2020-03-02 20:57:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Sorry bud, I was just being silly.

2020-03-02 20:58:10 UTC [Sparta #general]  

You sure this isnโ€™t Athens?

2020-03-02 20:58:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

LOL

2020-03-02 20:58:24 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Here, let me buy you a drink

2020-03-02 20:58:37 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Would you like vodka? Or Vodka!?

2020-03-02 20:59:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Okay, I am in the dirty south... Iโ€™ll msg you sum

2020-03-02 20:59:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

We got a shit ton of that stuff down here

2020-03-02 21:00:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Great for getting sticky shit off the table after the kids spill everything they eat.

2020-03-02 21:00:54 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Thatโ€™s all moonshine is used for in my house

2020-03-02 21:01:11 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Vodka, rum and single malt only

2020-03-02 21:01:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

In my house

2020-03-02 21:01:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Me too

2020-03-02 21:01:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Iโ€™ve never tried that.

2020-03-02 21:02:05 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I would give it a shot

2020-03-02 21:02:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Thatโ€™s good.

2020-03-02 21:02:43 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Charcoal is a purification step

2020-03-02 21:03:13 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nod

2020-03-02 21:03:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

So do my exes

2020-03-02 21:03:59 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Taste of alcohol they is

2020-03-02 21:04:23 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Cheap, shitty speed rack alcohol

2020-03-02 21:05:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Haha

2020-03-02 21:05:45 UTC [Sparta #general]  

๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

2020-03-02 21:05:51 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Whatcha gonna do?

2020-03-02 21:06:05 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I like my drinks

2020-03-02 21:06:15 UTC [Sparta #general]  

More than I like my exes

2020-03-02 21:06:50 UTC [Sparta #general]  

There are not mistakes.. only happy accidents

2020-03-02 21:09:18 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Be back in a few.

2020-03-03 01:08:14 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Wow, Commander Riker really let himself go

2020-03-03 01:18:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

LOL

2020-03-03 20:21:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Well.... that escalated fast

2020-03-04 01:33:29 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I was further back in convo. Heh.

2020-03-04 17:27:19 UTC [Sparta #general]  

๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

2020-03-04 17:27:31 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@Grampy_Jim you are hopeless

2020-03-04 17:28:03 UTC [Sparta #general]  

<:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2020-03-04 17:28:27 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Grab em right in the powsi

2020-03-04 18:34:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Boomertrain LOL

2020-03-04 18:37:22 UTC [Sparta #breaking-news]  

Greta needs to go back to school.

2020-03-05 13:52:01 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Hillary for nursing home 2020

2020-03-08 15:17:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Stop

2020-03-08 15:17:10 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Donโ€™t touch me there

2020-03-08 15:17:44 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Is that the hand you masterbate with?

2020-03-08 15:18:30 UTC [Sparta #general]  

So... then...that must be the hand you masterbate others with.

2020-03-08 15:19:02 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Mine is always sleeping. So...

2020-03-08 15:19:09 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Jobs gotta get done.

2020-03-08 15:19:34 UTC [Sparta #general]  

This cock isint gonna shake itself.

2020-03-08 15:19:55 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Was up all might drinking on discord.

2020-03-08 15:20:00 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Again.

2020-03-08 15:20:17 UTC [Sparta #general]  

I need to commit yahd work today.

2020-03-09 14:41:04 UTC [Sparta #general]  

@Stรฉllar you need to get laid. No woman thinks they have an asshole pussy. They care more about whose asshole your plugins with your dowsing rod.

2020-03-09 14:41:24 UTC [Sparta #general]  

The asshole pussy is in fact the asshole.

2020-03-09 14:42:08 UTC [Sparta #general]  

And once you get married, you learn that hold become an abandoned mineshaft you can no longer explore.

2020-03-09 14:42:14 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Unless alcohol

2020-03-09 14:42:22 UTC [Sparta #general]  

And right timing.

2020-03-09 14:55:25 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Once you grow up,youโ€™ll see that they are not as gross as the things you will do to yourself when you donโ€™t get the powsi.

2020-03-09 15:03:33 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Nah... he just needs a little tussinโ€™ heโ€™ll be okay.

2020-03-11 11:44:41 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Good morning

Sorry. Iโ€™ll show myself out.

This is true. I am on lockdown and a little stir crazy rn. Heh

2020-03-24 21:34:32 UTC [Sparta #general]  

What is the gene that makes they taste funny?

2020-03-24 21:36:05 UTC [Sparta #general]  

DNA sequencing is far beyond me. Sorry

2020-03-24 21:37:11 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Looks like your off to a helixuva start

2020-03-24 21:37:16 UTC [Sparta #general]  

Snarf

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