you're too fat todd

@V3xxed_G1raff3 Doesn't work like that

;-;

Im not fat

@Tea forgot the gaza strip is ran by hamas

they wont talk lol

too fat for the toaster

@V3xxed_G1raff3 I'd just nuke them from orbit

im also too fat for the toaster

and im 60 kg

@zalfir Made a cameo, he bounced as nobody wanted him

@Tea thats illegal tho

@V3xxed_G1raff3 maybe

Gaza *strip*

all comparison

cant put nukes in space

Hahaha

giant death lasers are fine though

First important thing

_***SPACE FORCE***_

@Tea People often forget this, part of the narrative we're sold is the English are fair-weather friends (post-war sentiment surrounding Churchill-North Africa- Commencement of Hostilities in the Pacific)

lol om 69kgs @TBORIOT

@V3xxed_G1raff3 You can put nukes ot of the atmosphere and back into it. MIRVsdo that.

Lets nuke yellowstone

oh wait todd since you tea and dino are online i can log into vc and tell you the story how i made someone bi online

no

See what happens for shits and giggles

wipes half of the us out

i told you ill do it when i was in romania

and kills the global economy

@V3xxed_G1raff3 Bants innit

sounds like fun

@Alphamonkey People forget that Australia and Newzealand have some of the best Special forces in the world. You don't need Britain to defend yourself, but it helps that if you were involved in any conflict we'd be right there.

@V3xxed_G1raff3 perfectly balanced

As all things should be

@Tea Also part of the narrative. More people have died in training, in our SAS, than in active duty.

my man

to tell you the story or just hit the bed mate? @Todd

Whit

@Alphamonkey It seems BS, but Britain's very close with the common wealth nations.

jump in kitchen and tell us the story