she likes it

Considering shes paralyzed from the waist down shes pretty productive

I bet she does 😏

at least prostitution is an honest living

rofl

accountants are just math lawyers

look tea i was trying to keep it quiet

Can't keep it quiet on here mate.

but now its out people will want discounts

and i cant get em

Gimmie @V3xxed_G1raff3

she already gives me a discount

@Todd no your gay

100%

And @V3xxed_G1raff3

aye, she just likes me coming over

you wont like vagina

I still want discounts

and coming iner

rofl inb4 me jim

she has already quantified all of my assets

I'll use the time to have a nice chat and a good cuppa tea @V3xxed_G1raff3

do you guys get those christmas gift tins of popcorn over there too?

at least someone respects women

gift tins of popcorn?

Respec

What.

I respect men and women, everything inbetween doesn't exist

There's no inbetween

aye but when Todd finishes a cuppa tea he reaches for his Mother Arse Fucking Boots™

Very common over here, stocking stuffer throw away gift. Usually have caramel coated, "butter flavored" and cheese dusted. This tin has no cheese dusted popcorn, I'm going to go on a fucking warpath

Todd can i get my money back for the dufflebag

i've never even seen a tin of popcorn

what the fuck kind of hipster middle class bullshit

Nether.

LOL

Rugers got it

RIght?

@UncleHaul no

someone say mother arse?

My moneh now