he thought its 7 oclock in israel

going to work and earning that bread

good mum

oh fuck I need to get the tree down too

she took down all her decs aswell

lady makes a good living

Very productive

for lying down all day

nah my mums an accountant

arguably worse

making a decent wage

"accountant"

she likes it

Considering shes paralyzed from the waist down shes pretty productive

I bet she does 😏

at least prostitution is an honest living

rofl

accountants are just math lawyers

look tea i was trying to keep it quiet

Can't keep it quiet on here mate.

but now its out people will want discounts

and i cant get em

Gimmie @V3xxed_G1raff3

she already gives me a discount

@Todd no your gay

100%

And @V3xxed_G1raff3

aye, she just likes me coming over

you wont like vagina

I still want discounts

and coming iner

rofl inb4 me jim

she has already quantified all of my assets

I'll use the time to have a nice chat and a good cuppa tea @V3xxed_G1raff3

do you guys get those christmas gift tins of popcorn over there too?

at least someone respects women

gift tins of popcorn?

Respec

What.

I respect men and women, everything inbetween doesn't exist

There's no inbetween