absolute fucking floatation devices

They probably can stop bullets

bolted on there

They can probably stop fucking time, let alone bullets

She can't drive, I assume she can't walk with those

who needs a bulletproof vest

they can stop errections

bet she cracks walnuts in 'em at christmas

How does she maintain balance to walk with those?

when you can just have a pair of massive mardongas

@PAS CANADIEN wheelbarrow

silicone doesnt float

She turns around to find you dead on the floor

she'd drown

bet she does a handstand then rides them like a space hopper to the shops

Is it normal to have a jumper with baggy arms?

found a muslim

@Arabman123 this halal?

K

Gonna be sick

Wouldn't see her meat in halal fried chicken

or perfect fried chicken

@Half Pint sometimes, depends if its before or after they have jumped tho

or best friend chicken

i see atomikov finally joined the nation of islam

jim where are u snooping?

or best halal chicken

@Ruger cheers

@Jim would bang

lol feet fetish is the biggest live cam section

you

I dont get that

its a foot

i heard her little brother banged 20 women at an ariana grande concert

You shouldn't, that's the point

Lol

what exactly sexy about deformed leg hands

It's only a thing that those who have it have

leg hands

Leg hands

leg hands