sounds like a great family ruger

Or function normal with jobs.

its his mates uncle not his

i heard last week from his sister that his best mate in the world ended up in care because of it, hit the drink hard, got fired from his job and spiralled into mega depression

wasnt my family mang

was my pals uncle

That's menntal like..

DF = Dwarf Fortress?

Aye spesh wean beasts cos they have to charm their way into occupations and trusted positions around kids etc

what a wonderful world we live in

ew

saw you speaking of back cracking earlier. someone done a thing to me once where they got me to cross my arms and then like squeezed me quite hard kinda squashing my arms against my chest and extending my back a bit. everything clicked a lot but it felt really good

Now I worry what my estranged Buddhist priest uncle got up to in Thailand except for riding elephants.

@Mandy Ususally waiting years to get into trusted positions.

he knew him since they were kids like, then like 30 years later he finds out his best pal is a fucking pedo

What a dickhead

Jim, did a guy do it to you

no, a lady

good shit

oh yea jim i know of that one

cos i was saying my back was hurting and she reckoned she knew what she was doing so i let her lol

I need that done just cracked all over

I've been told that can be really bad for you, especially if done regularly

used to do that in rugby warmups to loosen the back up

mandy sleep on a hardwood floor for a night, you'll be freshly shattered porcelain by dawn

I remember when Helbitz broke my spine at Scarborough.

by someone who used to trust chiropractors (charlatans)

Chiropractors are overpaid knuckle crackers.

^

i used to have really bad posture, not so much these days since i put a lot of effort into correcting it. lower back pain was the thing from slumping in chairs which lead to slouching standing up

i'll knuckle yer butt crack

@Jim yeah that one is good if the person doing it is tall, just grip then like they lean back

@zalfir if you got paid to flip a coin on whether you were breaking someone's neck or popping their joints wouldn't you too

Chiropractors are glorified physios, mate.

@Dazzie then he paid for that doctor from the dark knight returns to fix yer broken back with a few well placed punches

Aye Tewdrig, I had to do a few nights on this hard as fuck campbed thing and my back felt great afterwards

Haha

nah, i specialise in crystals

they arent even as qualified as a physio @Tea

@zalfir

My mattress is too soft tbh, Mandy. I might get a new one