Haha

nah, i specialise in crystals

they arent even as qualified as a physio @Tea

@zalfir

My mattress is too soft tbh, Mandy. I might get a new one

@zalfir I actually did sell crystals, amazing money

Back's fakked

Get a memory foam mattress tea

Crystals and that healing bullshit? Fuck that.

I'm due a new one too Tea gonna go for fiiirm

pocket sprung memory foam jobbie

tea those people will HUNT YOU DOWN

bed of nails, pretend yer a pure hard cunt

@Euro Nigga I've been looking at one

It's so easy to make a buck

Haha Ruger wit u mean pretend ?

Tempted to go to the Thai massage place near me and get two tiny thai ladies to wrestle on my back in the hopes it release my lazy shiteness and make me fell great.

@Tewdrig Can try it I'll give them a stiff right at the door

im currently dealing with slouching, i was doing good with fixing it while i was in HS, i walked around a lot and i was always stretching or straightening my posture but now its all fucked again, fucking sucks

@Tea do i remember you saying you didnt like it too hot?

back aches all the time

@Tea no, no, I mean if you're selling the rocks they'll ask around to find you to buy them

@Dazzie They dig elbows into knots into your back it feels fucking amazing, you feel light as fuck after it

it's hard to tell if people are going to take you seriously if you make jokes about shit like crystals

@THCVee I hate the heat mate

Better be able to do fucking flips after it.

@Mandy well i was meaning Tea, but yer harder than the daily mail crossword for micheal j fox

You will, might even get a happy ending if it's the right thai place

yeah dont get memory foam then mate, its fucking boiling compared to a normal matress

Hahaha

I've had the same mattress for over 10 years and it's still like sleeping on bricks, love it.

Bed of nails, nah I'm too pussy for that ngl

@Tailed Feature 10 year mattress wtf

thats a while and a half mate

Mate the springs are probably in your back somewhere

mine gets softer each winter with each new wave of mold

I was under the impression mattresses were a forever buy too

you need to get a new one

who the hell replaces a mattress

yer musk has bound to have completely enveloped it by now

@zalfir