Message from @Auto-Elf

Discord ID: 530414984753184808


2019-01-03 15:54:03 UTC  

Ew faggot

2019-01-03 15:54:43 UTC  

```a swimming pool for Olympic and world championship events must measure 50 m by 25 m with a depth of at least 2 m for a total volume of 510,000,000 teaspoons.```
```According to World Health Organization (WHO) standards, the average amount of semen that a guy produces per ejaculation is a paltry 2.5 ml (for you 'Mericans out there, that's around half a teaspoon).```

2019-01-03 15:54:46 UTC  

now that's a lot of bustin

2019-01-03 15:55:04 UTC  

sounds like a challenge

2019-01-03 15:55:34 UTC  
2019-01-03 15:55:41 UTC  

1,020,000,000 loads

2019-01-03 15:56:06 UTC  

wew thats a lot of Persil

2019-01-03 15:56:10 UTC  

So all the men in China and India at once can only fill one pool.

2019-01-03 15:56:11 UTC  

Just because it's a challenge dosen't mean you have to accept it

2019-01-03 15:56:39 UTC  

*and I would bust 500 million nuts and I would bust 500 million more*

2019-01-03 15:57:08 UTC  

@Vasariel That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

2019-01-03 15:57:29 UTC  

@Octavia did we scare ya off

2019-01-03 15:58:29 UTC  

Well then...

2019-01-03 15:58:35 UTC  

ok

2019-01-03 15:58:57 UTC  

Ive been following his snap for nearly 4 months and never sent anything in this discord

2019-01-03 15:59:03 UTC  

I think that's a good 1st message

2019-01-03 15:59:04 UTC  

Or not

2019-01-03 15:59:15 UTC  

Not really.

2019-01-03 15:59:24 UTC  

Could have planned it more.

2019-01-03 15:59:24 UTC  

Well that's a dub for me

2019-01-03 15:59:46 UTC  

Btw, welcome to the land of shit.

2019-01-03 15:59:47 UTC  

this is now actually a good string of messages

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/530414985801891850/unknown.png

2019-01-03 15:59:57 UTC  

Negative

2019-01-03 16:00:14 UTC  

well shit

2019-01-03 16:00:21 UTC  

only meant to send one

2019-01-03 16:00:22 UTC  

Stop trying

2019-01-03 16:00:23 UTC  

Ill leave now

2019-01-03 16:00:43 UTC  

This chat needs a topic

2019-01-03 16:00:53 UTC  

My will to live

2019-01-03 16:01:02 UTC  

What's a livre

2019-01-03 16:01:05 UTC  

idk

2019-01-03 16:01:12 UTC  

Probably why I dont got it

2019-01-03 16:01:14 UTC  

book in french

2019-01-03 16:01:25 UTC  

No shit?

2019-01-03 16:01:29 UTC  

wait

2019-01-03 16:01:33 UTC  

french food

2019-01-03 16:01:41 UTC  

yea?

2019-01-03 16:01:43 UTC  

Does anyone like french food?

2019-01-03 16:01:48 UTC  

how about that for a topic?

2019-01-03 16:01:50 UTC  

Do you like surrendering?

2019-01-03 16:01:52 UTC  

I thought not