FOOLISH KEKISTANIS
YOUR MEME MAGIC AND HAPPENINGS ARE INESTIMABLY PATHETIC COMPARED TO MY ENDLESS REALM OF ENTERTAINMENT AND PIZZA FOR THE LOW LOW ENTRY COST OF $10.99.
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO DEFEAT THE LIKES OF I, CHUCK E. CHEESE, LORD AND MAESTRO OF NIGHTMARES-ERM, WHAT IS 'FUN' AND 'COOL'??
YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT MY SAVAGE JURASSIC PARK COMBAT SIMULATOR WITHOUT A FRIEND.
YOU SHALL NEVER BYPASS THE TRIAL OF A THOUSAND ALLIGATORS WITHOUT USING YOUR HAMMY FISTS.
YOU ARE TERRIBLE AT SHOOTING A BASKETBALL.
MY GAUNTLET OF TUNNELS AND SLIDES WILL LEAVE YOU BAMBOOZLED FOR HOURS, ONLY TO DROP YOU INTO MY BOTTOMLESS CESSPOOL OF BALLS.
SO COME TO MY LAIR IF YOU SO WISH. COME WITH AN APPETITE, SO THAT YOU MAY PATHETICALLY GLUT YOURSELF ON MY MASTERFUL PIZZA PIE, FAIRLY PRICED AT $2.00 FOR ONE DECADENT SLICE.
YOU MAY EVEN BRING MILLION ARMED WORMS ALONG WITH YOU TO DEFEAT ME, BUT IN MY DOMAIN, A KID CAN BE A KID, AND YOU, A WORM, WILL BE A WORM!
