Message from @FUCK fire

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2019-01-10 06:04:18 UTC  

Fuck that

2019-01-10 06:04:25 UTC  

i flopped at a freshers fair one year when this hot environmentalist chick approached me like "would you like to sign up for the environmental society?" and i asked her for a leaflet to read later...

she deadass just death stared me and said "we don't print anything, it wastes paper"

2019-01-10 06:04:27 UTC  

P&P? Educate me please

2019-01-10 06:04:28 UTC  

I love how you justified by not stepping in the room lmao @FUCK fire

2019-01-10 06:04:30 UTC  

had to scurry off

2019-01-10 06:04:34 UTC  

wasn't even thinking

2019-01-10 06:04:44 UTC  

haha

2019-01-10 06:04:44 UTC  

Lol

2019-01-10 06:04:47 UTC  

wtf jim

2019-01-10 06:04:52 UTC  

hahaha

2019-01-10 06:04:54 UTC  

Brain fart

2019-01-10 06:05:05 UTC  

do you get nervous around pretty girls?

2019-01-10 06:05:14 UTC  

i was in a hurry, but i wanted to seem interested

2019-01-10 06:05:14 UTC  

Craw doesn't have that problem

2019-01-10 06:05:20 UTC  

Dem tiddies messing up your thinking lol

2019-01-10 06:05:27 UTC  

could have been smooth as fuck and followed up with "well maybe if you give me your number we could talk about it another time"

2019-01-10 06:05:29 UTC  

any other soc would be thrilled if you took their shitty leaflets

2019-01-10 06:05:34 UTC  

When hasn't a hot girl fucked up your speech.

2019-01-10 06:05:38 UTC  

lol

2019-01-10 06:05:40 UTC  

It happens.

2019-01-10 06:05:43 UTC  

i went to the video game club once because i know they have card games and there was actually one guy who looked like a frat bro there just surrounded by fatoids and lanklets who seemed scared of him lmao

2019-01-10 06:05:43 UTC  

Yup

2019-01-10 06:05:48 UTC  

@Hob hold din mund, skide norskesvin, gå tilbage til nord sverige

2019-01-10 06:05:57 UTC  

Fuck off craw

2019-01-10 06:06:10 UTC  

filthy swede

2019-01-10 06:06:16 UTC  

Disgusting.

2019-01-10 06:06:23 UTC  

@FUCK fire the king of the autists

2019-01-10 06:06:33 UTC  

No swede here

2019-01-10 06:06:35 UTC  

The virgin vs chad, bleedy?

2019-01-10 06:06:54 UTC  

there's a cute larp girl who's always around my campus dressed as an elf lol

2019-01-10 06:06:55 UTC  

video game/anime clubs are pure autism

2019-01-10 06:06:57 UTC  

May be a mountain nigga but don't call me no swede

2019-01-10 06:07:09 UTC  

@Jim Would she get it?

2019-01-10 06:07:12 UTC  

@Hob are you American?

2019-01-10 06:07:21 UTC  

jim, don't stick your dick in crazy.

2019-01-10 06:07:22 UTC  

i have personal experience, not the type of people anyone wants to hang out with

2019-01-10 06:07:23 UTC  

its actually funny how when a normal fella appears at an event where everyone expects there to be weirdos is seen as an alien

2019-01-10 06:07:28 UTC  

i've spent a fair bit of time in VC by my estimation, but i'm quite often very quiet because the population is high

2019-01-10 06:07:30 UTC  

Always stick your dick in crazy

2019-01-10 06:07:33 UTC  

yes but also she'd have to be enslaved because elves are disgusting beasts

2019-01-10 06:07:43 UTC  

Nah not American