Flip them the bird while you walk out plz

And my boyfriend

I'd print out a bonk watermark and leave it on my desk

LOL

This position now belongs to bonk

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dont sign termination papers

in fact dont sign anything at all at that meeting

I'm pretty sure most companies commercial contracts double as the termination papers

If they fire me, ima literally turn round to my manager and be like "you're an ugly bucktoothed leprechaun, stop fucking checking yourself out constantly you fucking narcisist"

He legit does walk around checking himself out all the time

No joke

Lmao

He has THREE mirrors on his desk

And drinks COFFEE WITH A STRAW

dafuq lol

Just resign fucking hell

What coffee does he drink

No point in working where you’re not happy

Soy lattes

just remember to state who you are the date and time and where you are after you start recording

Holyshit @sweatercowsandsass he's trying not to smear his makeup

Can't bind you to anything if you don't sign

Regardless of what it is

then let them talk

Like legit when he walks around he looks down at his outfit and adjusts it

The three mirrors are because he's always reapplying his foundation

Hes the definition of a fucking spice boy but an ugly version

He thinks hes good looking but hes seriously not

just checked and its not illegal to record without authorization in your country

I do that but that's because my pants don't fit and I don't want to look like a nigger

Good to know

I'll be keeping my phone on the table the whole time then

What country?

Idk it I should be eating this fucking yogurt

Uk

Well that makes sense then

I wonder why

@Fraud fuck up about your yogurt

I’m guessing you’re scottish

no one cares