Message from @sweatercowsandsass

Discord ID: 533492270985379841


2019-01-12 03:46:13 UTC  

gotcha

2019-01-12 03:46:17 UTC  

Newspol big gay

2019-01-12 03:46:30 UTC  

yah dont ever reveal you worked for them

2019-01-12 03:46:33 UTC  

problem solved

2019-01-12 03:46:43 UTC  

What are we talking about I don't want to scroll

2019-01-12 03:46:43 UTC  

If they do try terminate my contract i'm legit gonna hand them a handwritten letter that says "i resign. Fuck this company. I'm outty 500"

2019-01-12 03:46:54 UTC  

LOL

2019-01-12 03:46:55 UTC  

@sweatercowsandsass you can't fire me because I quit

2019-01-12 03:47:02 UTC  

@Deleted User basically

2019-01-12 03:47:07 UTC  

I love

2019-01-12 03:47:10 UTC  

Get

2019-01-12 03:47:13 UTC  

It

2019-01-12 03:47:18 UTC  

Voice recognition

2019-01-12 03:47:19 UTC  

Nicolle I'd have someone as back up to say they witnessed your letter

2019-01-12 03:47:24 UTC  

Just incase they try some bullshite

2019-01-12 03:47:27 UTC  

just put the word OOOT on a page and sign it

2019-01-12 03:47:28 UTC  

Fuck voice recognition erasing the word fuck

2019-01-12 03:47:38 UTC  

Oh ima tell them that my whole familys seen it

2019-01-12 03:47:43 UTC  

And my friends

2019-01-12 03:47:47 UTC  

Flip them the bird while you walk out plz

2019-01-12 03:47:49 UTC  

And my boyfriend

2019-01-12 03:47:50 UTC  

I'd print out a bonk watermark and leave it on my desk

2019-01-12 03:47:57 UTC  

LOL

2019-01-12 03:48:07 UTC  

This position now belongs to bonk

2019-01-12 03:48:07 UTC  

<:fake:437117551214985246>

2019-01-12 03:48:10 UTC  

dont sign termination papers

2019-01-12 03:48:25 UTC  

in fact dont sign anything at all at that meeting

2019-01-12 03:48:37 UTC  

I'm pretty sure most companies commercial contracts double as the termination papers

2019-01-12 03:48:39 UTC  

If they fire me, ima literally turn round to my manager and be like "you're an ugly bucktoothed leprechaun, stop fucking checking yourself out constantly you fucking narcisist"

2019-01-12 03:48:48 UTC  

He legit does walk around checking himself out all the time

2019-01-12 03:48:49 UTC  

No joke

2019-01-12 03:48:53 UTC  

Lmao

2019-01-12 03:48:58 UTC  

He has THREE mirrors on his desk

2019-01-12 03:49:05 UTC  

And drinks COFFEE WITH A STRAW

2019-01-12 03:49:07 UTC  

dafuq lol

2019-01-12 03:49:13 UTC  

Just resign fucking hell

2019-01-12 03:49:19 UTC  

What coffee does he drink

2019-01-12 03:49:23 UTC  

No point in working where you’re not happy

2019-01-12 03:49:23 UTC  

Soy lattes

2019-01-12 03:49:26 UTC  

just remember to state who you are the date and time and where you are after you start recording

2019-01-12 03:49:26 UTC  

Holyshit @sweatercowsandsass he's trying not to smear his makeup