@Mandy send me your excess christmas treats.

Do you eat ass?

Yeeees

it's not a matter of working out, it's total carbs

blueberries are pretty good, not as good a rasps but still fairly good. Better taste in finland

not really fussed about them when I'm here

But do you eat ass?

Yes

no, never have

Why do you hate your bf?

he's not into ass stuff

nor have any of my partners been

fuck what he's into it's your wifely duty

hes no a mincer mate

I'm not gonna do things he doesn't like, fuck up

He's no stirring last nights haggis with his tongue he's no the one

j/s

You should only do things he doesn't like

haggis and blueberry sauce is actually really good

that sounds strange

but maybe worth a punt

it is

🤢

Gay shit

...vegetarian?

NO KARPO

I live only to offend.

how do you even make a vegetarian version

@ky haha nigel nae pals

lots of TVP

just enjoying music nigga

and fucking onion

I'm sitting with my main stains

@ky wankin to shota doesnt count as listening to music

Real shit

@blazn_ keep your thoughts to yourself

you disgust

@ky haud yer wheesht pedo

I didn't even know what shota was until I got told two days ago

@Tea same here