and spices

all you need

mostly avocados for fruit tbh

avocado is for white girls

black cabbage I'm getting a lot of

" my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks" " In a row?"

avocado..

black cabbage

it has like 4 carbs for one avocado

you find me a lower fruit

I'll wait

Eat blueberries and work out more

@Mandy send me your excess christmas treats.

Do you eat ass?

Yeeees

it's not a matter of working out, it's total carbs

blueberries are pretty good, not as good a rasps but still fairly good. Better taste in finland

not really fussed about them when I'm here

But do you eat ass?

Yes

no, never have

Why do you hate your bf?

he's not into ass stuff

nor have any of my partners been

fuck what he's into it's your wifely duty

hes no a mincer mate

I'm not gonna do things he doesn't like, fuck up

He's no stirring last nights haggis with his tongue he's no the one

j/s

You should only do things he doesn't like

haggis and blueberry sauce is actually really good

that sounds strange

but maybe worth a punt

it is

🤢

Gay shit

...vegetarian?

NO KARPO

I live only to offend.

how do you even make a vegetarian version