Zoomers will have better dick pills so they're gonna live forever

facts

well in that case, not really. The percentage of life lived is not really enough to sketch me out at that stage. I'm assuming if they're that old the life events would just be the same

We've got several decades of medical research before this scenario takes place.

they'd both have had kids, grandkids etc

Are you always like this?

I wish you could just hit people that talk to you with an attitude.

you can tea :D

You're that musclehead guy from guardians of the galaxy

Just a cheeky stiff right.

you have the best job

batista was pretty good in those movies

Where my free candy

By the way, can I just ask why the channel is now themed after bonk?

why not

Because he's my Dad.

aaaaah

cba today

Understandable.

@ky quit bein a shitebag

we should celebrate bonk 🤷

assert dominance, punch your dad in the dick

youve done fuck all but sleep

aye okay

what you done then

Then T pose

'I came out and I'm going back in'

chat with cunts @ky

Guy in the audience at a UFC fight actually yelled "kick him in the dick!" and both fighters cracked up

https://gyazo.com/d14e2aa9fa372d67c40f0a3c8c4a833b

punch him so hard he dies to death

A smack to the temple will feel like a double barrels shotgun.

@blazn_ which has no effect on anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdtEEq3yimg

Only hard enougth so he dies to sleep

^

dies to a light nap

@ky also cleaned ma house up, and helped ma gran with shit

wit you done

shitebag

sat in bed and complained