Message from @Tea

Discord ID: 533551226596360202


2019-01-12 07:39:56 UTC  

Im 20

2019-01-12 07:39:57 UTC  

I'd go for second year uni which could be 19, actually

2019-01-12 07:40:01 UTC  

Does that also disturb you?

2019-01-12 07:40:03 UTC  

past freshers year they're alright

2019-01-12 07:40:11 UTC  

yesssssssssssss

2019-01-12 07:40:13 UTC  

you can't even be 140

2019-01-12 07:40:22 UTC  

Yeah you can

2019-01-12 07:40:23 UTC  

Not today you can't

2019-01-12 07:40:28 UTC  

Noah did it

2019-01-12 07:40:32 UTC  

You idiot

2019-01-12 07:40:49 UTC  

In Karpo's world you can do anything.

2019-01-12 07:40:51 UTC  

Zoomers will have better dick pills so they're gonna live forever

2019-01-12 07:41:00 UTC  

facts

2019-01-12 07:41:36 UTC  

well in that case, not really. The percentage of life lived is not really enough to sketch me out at that stage. I'm assuming if they're that old the life events would just be the same

2019-01-12 07:41:41 UTC  

We've got several decades of medical research before this scenario takes place.

2019-01-12 07:41:47 UTC  

they'd both have had kids, grandkids etc

2019-01-12 07:41:47 UTC  

Are you always like this?

2019-01-12 07:41:58 UTC  

I wish you could just hit people that talk to you with an attitude.

2019-01-12 07:42:04 UTC  

you can tea :D

2019-01-12 07:42:05 UTC  

You're that musclehead guy from guardians of the galaxy

2019-01-12 07:42:05 UTC  

Just a cheeky stiff right.

2019-01-12 07:42:08 UTC  

you have the best job

2019-01-12 07:42:21 UTC  

batista was pretty good in those movies

2019-01-12 07:42:26 UTC  

Where my free candy

2019-01-12 07:42:31 UTC  

By the way, can I just ask why the channel is now themed after bonk?

2019-01-12 07:42:36 UTC  

why not

2019-01-12 07:42:38 UTC  

Because he's my Dad.

2019-01-12 07:42:43 UTC  

aaaaah

2019-01-12 07:42:47 UTC  

cba today

2019-01-12 07:42:50 UTC  

Understandable.

2019-01-12 07:42:56 UTC  

@ky quit bein a shitebag

2019-01-12 07:42:58 UTC  

we should celebrate bonk 🤷

2019-01-12 07:43:02 UTC  

assert dominance, punch your dad in the dick

2019-01-12 07:43:02 UTC  

youve done fuck all but sleep

2019-01-12 07:43:13 UTC  

aye okay

2019-01-12 07:43:16 UTC  

what you done then

2019-01-12 07:43:21 UTC  

Then T pose

2019-01-12 07:43:22 UTC  

'I came out and I'm going back in'

2019-01-12 07:43:30 UTC  

chat with cunts @ky

2019-01-12 07:43:36 UTC  

Guy in the audience at a UFC fight actually yelled "kick him in the dick!" and both fighters cracked up