i bring my surface and the pizza place i eat at every day gave me the wifi password b/c im there literally every fucking day

so i get to eat pizza relay by myself high as fuck and shitpost for an hour, and it breaks up the day so fucking nice

when i get back i fucking beast through the rest of my work and day's over

shop owner knows what's up, brought up that he knows one day and i was freaking out inside

kek

lol thats how to live weed is great

http://poll.forumresearch.com/post/2715/trudeau-unpopular/

turns out he was just like "i notice i don't hear any screaming when you come back from lunch, just don't let the customers smell that on you"

and i was like..... ok bye your killin my buzz

but not really

fuck justin

w/e im rambling im gonna put on a gamegrumps playlist and go to sleep

Just got a XPS 13 dev

its a jew

of course hes rich

nice laptop dude

I had to get it for work

http://www.laptopmag.com/images/wp/purch-api/incontent/2016/03/1457969446.jpg

u like linux?

Ubuntu is the shit

i like ubuntu

It made my shitty 8yr old hp laptop have a purpose again

arch linux is for the master race

why do i smell my fingers everytime i itch my asscrack

rofl

you'd think i know what my ass smells like by now

srsly dont do that

give your face aids

the worse it smells the more addictive it is

u also like scat i think

also cigarette fingers

thing is i don't

like my fwb likes anal but i refuse because poop smell instant flaccid

direct poop is no good

butt musk is the good stuff tho

feels bro

They don't want me bringing in a huge laptop to meetings

y not?

they fags?

@killer kowalski

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Yup