Message from @Hitler Shekelsallgone

Discord ID: 309514642420662283


2017-05-04 02:10:02 UTC  

stop smoking

2017-05-04 02:10:07 UTC  

so i blaze whenever i have to pick something up

2017-05-04 02:10:48 UTC  

i have it ground up already in a pill container and i use a chillim so i just stick it into the weed and go

2017-05-04 02:10:57 UTC  

thats a good method

2017-05-04 02:11:07 UTC  

and i smoke a whole blunt on the way to my hour lunch

2017-05-04 02:11:35 UTC  

i bring my surface and the pizza place i eat at every day gave me the wifi password b/c im there literally every fucking day

2017-05-04 02:12:22 UTC  

so i get to eat pizza relay by myself high as fuck and shitpost for an hour, and it breaks up the day so fucking nice

2017-05-04 02:12:55 UTC  

when i get back i fucking beast through the rest of my work and day's over

2017-05-04 02:13:47 UTC  

shop owner knows what's up, brought up that he knows one day and i was freaking out inside

2017-05-04 02:13:54 UTC  

kek

2017-05-04 02:14:31 UTC  

lol thats how to live weed is great

2017-05-04 02:14:52 UTC  

turns out he was just like "i notice i don't hear any screaming when you come back from lunch, just don't let the customers smell that on you"

2017-05-04 02:15:25 UTC  

and i was like..... ok bye your killin my buzz

2017-05-04 02:15:39 UTC  

but not really

2017-05-04 02:15:40 UTC  

fuck justin

2017-05-04 02:16:17 UTC  

w/e im rambling im gonna put on a gamegrumps playlist and go to sleep

2017-05-04 02:20:20 UTC  

its a jew

2017-05-04 02:20:25 UTC  

of course hes rich

2017-05-04 02:20:41 UTC  

nice laptop dude

2017-05-04 02:21:58 UTC  

u like linux?

2017-05-04 02:22:00 UTC  

Ubuntu is the shit

2017-05-04 02:22:09 UTC  

i like ubuntu

2017-05-04 02:22:16 UTC  

It made my shitty 8yr old hp laptop have a purpose again

2017-05-04 02:22:25 UTC  

arch linux is for the master race

2017-05-04 02:22:28 UTC  

why do i smell my fingers everytime i itch my asscrack

2017-05-04 02:22:35 UTC  

rofl

2017-05-04 02:22:38 UTC  

you'd think i know what my ass smells like by now

2017-05-04 02:22:53 UTC  

srsly dont do that

2017-05-04 02:23:03 UTC  

give your face aids

2017-05-04 02:23:40 UTC  

the worse it smells the more addictive it is

2017-05-04 02:23:58 UTC  

u also like scat i think

2017-05-04 02:23:59 UTC  

also cigarette fingers

2017-05-04 02:24:06 UTC  

thing is i don't

2017-05-04 02:24:35 UTC  

like my fwb likes anal but i refuse because poop smell instant flaccid

2017-05-04 02:24:49 UTC  

direct poop is no good

2017-05-04 02:24:58 UTC  

butt musk is the good stuff tho

2017-05-04 02:25:08 UTC  

feels bro