@Endecros Fist up the arse is a free puppet show

or left them on fairy trees

Oh she was an absolute moron, she used to drive me round the twist. Stopped talking to her when she started complaining about needing to get her 4th

because they were changelings

Leave em in the forest to the wolves

Wolves loved that

pay a homeless bloke to smack you in the womb

@Auto-Elf like Ivar the Bomeleas

fuck dude, gotta search it now

ooh that puts a dark turn on the origin of the dog

Ivar the cuckold

what if it started with us leaving babies to them

The free abortion back in the day is your husband throwing you down the stairs

Back in the day the abortion happened after the kid was born

When she comes for her 5th abortion and you know the doctor on first name basis.

@zalfir Kind of slow domestication

rough sex with a 14" penile extender

Have so many abortions that your womb is a haunted house.

turn her into a butter churn

Send em to a school in America, by the time they've graduated the whole class will have been a late term abortion in a single afternoon

yowzers

https://tenor.com/view/today-isabelle-animal-crossing-korean-gif-10673570

now isnt that just wholesome

thats a whole new level of autism @Queek

@LorneM Kids on halloween enter it to get scared

@Auto-Elf 😂

Imagine taking away 6 lives in hopes you get asked out lmao.

she should totally ask her abortion doctor out

He won't say yes.

he's absolutely going to be single and ready to mingle

and they say women arent practical 🤷🏻

He is clinically obligated to not enter a personal relationship with a patient.

of course he'll say yes, a catch like that?

hes been in her cunt six times and they havent even been on a first date

screw the clinical obligation, this is LOVE

^ Cipher

thanks for the support, Duck

When you fucking a bitch who’s had 5 abortions and you can’t pull out because the spirits are pulling you in

no fuck you Speaker

i know