Message from @coattailsandbowties
Discord ID: 534690803117850634
Subway smells bad anyway.
ud need like sumone holing up that gut to even get close
Muggings are a daily occurance in Newcastle
Yeah but Newcastle is inbred
True
I wonder how fat you need to be for the fat to accumulate in their fanny flaps and what would they even look like
Sick curiosity yknow
Thankfully I'm not from here
Having a threesomw in thailand is like winning the lottery, there are six matching balls.
You’re still inbred
Says the Paki
<:doubt:524987877772492810>
Says the Newcastle man
Least I don't marry my cousins
Newcastle needs nuking.
My genetics aren’t so fucked that I break my hip after falling over
Newcastle is a fuckin shithole
Not a break, a fracture
Newcastle birds are boak
ngl
But at least my genetics aren't so fucked that I believe in a guy called Muhammed 😂
PAHAHAHA I fucking love Efukt!
Imagine getting osteoporosis when you’re 20 something 😂
Opens up with a Cam whore slapping her face
"PLEASE I NEED SOME MONEY!""
Nice genetics there lorne
Families from newcastle are less genetically diverse than the russian royal family before they got yeeted.
Imagine blowing yourself up thinking you'll get 72 virgins 😂
Hello
Imagine trying to blow yourself @LorneM
@LorneM you will probably get to live with 72 elliot rogers.
And failing, knowing him
@Arabman123 Ill remove two ribs don't fucking tempt me brown boy
I've tried and failed @Arabman123
I've tried and succeeded
Wut
Small dick motherfuckers