Message from @Metroid Skittles
Discord ID: 534895565494943744
why tex
There is nair sensitive specifically for that
it's like having your skin turned to chalk
i took my pants off in the middle of a party with a 100 people and put my balls in the kitchen sink
Umm
you take your pants off everywhere don't you tex
Don't use Nair on your balls.
Wierd flex but ok
no shit, Skittles
Just warning.
Well I haven't done anything as dramatic as nair to the balls
Spray your balls with a little bit of deodorant from far away, don't cold burn yourself.
It makes them go warm and tingly
finally
im back
but i did accidently get hot sauce in my eye
Please. Leave
Like really
Don't spray your balls. It might make them smell nice but when a lady goes for the suck it will taste like chemicals.
@JamieDG welcome
Imagine how the germans shat themselves when they have never seen the concept of a tank only to see them rolling over the trenches towards them.
In ww1
@JamieDG we expected you
Infact yeah. Das a sock
nice to be here
There was much worse than tanks
mr fan
@Cow i just watched all those laama cartoons
@JamieDG this isn't xbox live change ur name faggot
it wasnt what i was expecting
I dont wanna
@TERMIN8Rof course but they never saw a tank before.
rolling metal monsters
Putting 420 at the end of his name lets us all know he's a dank weed user.
We need to respect that.
@The Last MethBender this was the war where mustard gas would literally melt your lungs and drown you in your own self
whats up people
At least it isnt xXPussy_DestroyerXx
I doubt tanks had much effect on you at that point