Message from @Hammond_of_Texas

Discord ID: 536428618620993537


2019-01-20 06:11:08 UTC  

but not care

2019-01-20 06:11:30 UTC  

i took a fat shit with a tornado like 1 mile away and closing no fucks one time

2019-01-20 06:11:39 UTC  

i fondly remember that shit

2019-01-20 06:11:39 UTC  

i mean worse case

2019-01-20 06:11:50 UTC  

SATISFYING

2019-01-20 06:11:51 UTC  

youd be yelling at the sky for interrupting your shit

2019-01-20 06:12:01 UTC  

No point in crying about something you can't prevent. All you can do sit there and try not to die, and most of the time that means stay calm and keeping aware

2019-01-20 06:12:18 UTC  

i finished my shit and got in the bathtub

2019-01-20 06:12:26 UTC  

put a mattress over me

2019-01-20 06:12:29 UTC  

took a nap

2019-01-20 06:12:37 UTC  

Yup, that's about all you can do

2019-01-20 06:12:55 UTC  

best place besides underground is in a bathtub

2019-01-20 06:13:34 UTC  

you never notice but tons of aftermath videos the houses have the bathtub still sitting there

2019-01-20 06:13:58 UTC  

arent they usually bolted down

2019-01-20 06:14:04 UTC  

sometimes

2019-01-20 06:14:15 UTC  

overall its tied into plumbing

2019-01-20 06:14:40 UTC  

which is anchored to the foundation

2019-01-20 06:14:42 UTC  

When I lived in Oklahoma there was one in a nearby town and this house was completely blown away except for the corner of the bathroom which contained the standup shower

2019-01-20 06:14:50 UTC  

LOL

2019-01-20 06:15:19 UTC  

i worked property claims for BoA and in the photos id review the bathtub and toilet was usually still there

2019-01-20 06:15:49 UTC  

Guy stood in the corner and lived without a scratch, dispite his house being completely gone and his car 20 yards in a field

2019-01-20 06:16:02 UTC  

that nigga will never forget that day

2019-01-20 06:16:13 UTC  

and how he loves his god damn shower now

2019-01-20 06:16:58 UTC  

Same way I like Toyota trucks and SUVs from the mid 2000s, one saved my life

2019-01-20 06:17:07 UTC  

i bet you do

2019-01-20 06:17:09 UTC  

lol

2019-01-20 06:17:26 UTC  

hammond of rav4

2019-01-20 06:18:10 UTC  

literally can only take showers lmao

2019-01-20 06:18:33 UTC  

Nah man rav4 is a no, Sequoia, Tacoma, tundra. 4runner. Land cruiser. Those guys are a yes

2019-01-20 06:18:47 UTC  

land cruisers are the shit

2019-01-20 06:19:24 UTC  

fine..... Hammond of Sequoia

2019-01-20 06:19:31 UTC  

im lookin into getting an late 90 to early 00 landcruiser or an old jeep cherokee xj

2019-01-20 06:20:38 UTC  

Get a toyota corolla and make it self driving with a cell phone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFxZoySzupQ

2019-01-20 06:21:13 UTC  

illegal af rn

2019-01-20 06:21:27 UTC  

in the uk?

2019-01-20 06:21:28 UTC  

Is rape okay if you shout “surprise”?

2019-01-20 06:21:34 UTC  

the usa

2019-01-20 06:21:37 UTC  

thats illegal af

2019-01-20 06:21:48 UTC  

not everywhere

2019-01-20 06:22:00 UTC  

i thought that was a federal law atm

2019-01-20 06:22:14 UTC  

Gib

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