Message from @zalfir

Discord ID: 536902826882760705


2019-01-21 13:36:04 UTC  

stick a spoon in your urethra and scoop them out

2019-01-21 13:36:16 UTC  

take a look in the mirror

2019-01-21 13:36:17 UTC  

Or that

2019-01-21 13:36:23 UTC  

Yeast infections meant to be *bad*

2019-01-21 13:36:43 UTC  

I looked in the mirror once...it was awful

2019-01-21 13:36:56 UTC  

Like a uti is fuckin dime a dozen compared to yeast

2019-01-21 13:37:23 UTC  

bit of cottage cheese if fine coats wym

2019-01-21 13:37:40 UTC  

Talking about for wahmen

2019-01-21 13:37:45 UTC  

🤢

2019-01-21 13:37:49 UTC  

so am i

2019-01-21 13:38:13 UTC  

But like....basic hygiene isn't hard?

2019-01-21 13:38:14 UTC  

like a fresh cheese toastie

2019-01-21 13:38:22 UTC  

<a:MissmeWithThat:513038413406928916>

2019-01-21 13:38:31 UTC  

gottem

2019-01-21 13:38:51 UTC  

Hygine isn't hard...tell that to feminists

2019-01-21 13:39:10 UTC  

@THCVee bigman you're moving mad

2019-01-21 13:39:21 UTC  

hahahaha

2019-01-21 13:39:31 UTC  

And my patients.
Half of them stink like rotten meat

2019-01-21 13:39:46 UTC  

i read that in a karpo voice

2019-01-21 13:40:01 UTC  

why do they smell like rotten meat

2019-01-21 13:40:09 UTC  

are you a witchdoctor?

2019-01-21 13:40:14 UTC  

necromancer?

2019-01-21 13:40:23 UTC  

Like nah utis are fuckin easy shit, happen all the time for so many reasons. But actually getting a full blown yeast infection is hard, you have to proper work at it

2019-01-21 13:40:44 UTC  

so like no showering for a few weeks type bad

2019-01-21 13:40:48 UTC  

Yeah

2019-01-21 13:40:52 UTC  

nigga just wrap your pussy round a tap and turn it

2019-01-21 13:40:53 UTC  

ew

2019-01-21 13:41:06 UTC  

wrap it round a tap

2019-01-21 13:41:07 UTC  

Wearing the same underwear for a month type bad

2019-01-21 13:41:16 UTC  

brooooooooooooooooo

2019-01-21 13:41:18 UTC  

boak

2019-01-21 13:41:20 UTC  

tongue their armpits

2019-01-21 13:41:33 UTC  

hair in your teeth

2019-01-21 13:41:40 UTC  

free floss

2019-01-21 13:41:44 UTC  

i thought yeast infections just flared up randomly sometimes, due to differences in ph

2019-01-21 13:42:05 UTC  

suck the infection out

2019-01-21 13:42:14 UTC  

it's not a snake bite fam

2019-01-21 13:42:16 UTC  

looooooooooooool

2019-01-21 13:42:40 UTC  

just remember the old mantra, if its not working then youre not sucking hard enough

2019-01-21 13:42:46 UTC  

if you play with food around your genitals

2019-01-21 13:42:47 UTC  

I mean if you have a predisposition for them then kinda? But the vagina's usually pretty sturdy and quite hard to infect