My step dad got so constipated he didn't poop for a week and a half

@Hammond_of_Texas eat more fruit homie

i go once every other day maybe

^

usually twice in that day

Guy was on the pot for a hour and a half

Coffee helps in the mornin though 😂

@Papa Bear well it was my stepdad no me

i try to get constipated for festivals

@shitzngigz talking about coffee and shitting, real geriatric hours

I’m 26 man

Prune juice

nah, you're fuckin' 70

2/3 days gap between shits is normal for me

It's like beans but more poop power

Daily shits are sorta like "wait again?"

you boys need fiber

brownies that aren't brown, the fuck

how is it a brownie

@Autismo Prime please get a pfp in order to be in line with the rules

It clearly says "chocolate chip cookie"

So it's a cookie brownie

I only have more questions

Go get some cookie brownies

They're good

Maybe it's like one of those "blondies" they have in Ben and Jerry's icecream

is that lab grown horseshit or do you figure a woman'd know how to make those in a kitchen

could probably have the missus make some, how do you add fiber to shit you make yourself

Cookie brownies, it's really not that hard to understand

I used to take Dankula seriously. Until he made a 5 minute video about traps not being gay. They're pretty gay mate

And fiber one is store bought shitting bricks

@Mr X gon give it to ya can't meme

Go away

Aye boss

@Mr X gon give it to ya ticks the whitey meme box

teach me how to meme so my dad will love me again

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good memes aren't a social boon