I want to tangle a wire through his face

sew his mouth shut from the inside

you could sew his mouth shut with a ball of twine from across the street

anyways..nice to meet you people..have to get up early

so much to learn

poo.

almost tore my shirt getting in the door after carrying my shopping for 1km in 30c heat

lovely

Ever get scared of an animals roar

I wonder if she's "gay" just so she could tell her dad she was a lesbian

until she finds a stable man well into his career with a pretty income

this is so satisfying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFEcOvs6YWk

fuck you coattails now im hungry\

all the flags I bought for upcoming Australia day: Made In China

I need some of that cake

Watched a few people have it and I am mega jealous

@zalfir and as long as the workers stay in china that's alright

*Jiggly*

Mmmmm

oh hey pirate

10 minute dead general, yikes

thats a good thing

yeah, the consistency of that cake reminds me of something

27 minutes since the last whitey post

it's half 6 everyone's asleep

finally

some peace

fight you bastards I hate peace

I'm still 100% for kicking every single whitey

evening in Australia, complete opposite side of the world, I think

evening if you're on daylight savings time like some kind of pansy

*whitey post*

FUCK OFF

I thought it was evening if it's _not_ daylight savings

Heh

Bro just got done listening to Advance Australia’s Fair

WE WERE DOING SO WELL <:sadcat:501393719199793152>

it's 5:30pm where I am, we do daylight savings

the way I was raised, I learned Flower of Scotland better than Advance Australia Fair and got the shit kicked out of me in high school

He just doxed himself he must be in western europe