but it's not really possible to cut a tree up before you chop it down

may mays are awesome

Chair is sitting on me

i had 3 hours sleep and that was like 9 hours ago

I chair

have a nap

I SAID YES

THE ANSWER IS YES

he is shitting in the chair 🤔

Ethiopia

YOU CAN BE IN OR ON A CHAIR

improving english only makes things worse

it just works, ok

OR IF YOU WANNA AVOID CONFUSION *JUST SAY SEATED*

A chair can also be in you and three other friends if you flip it upside down

@Crawfoot just to make things complicated, if you sit _on_ a couch, it could include the arm, but not if you sit _in_ it

@Crawfoot you sound like a poof for trying

this isnt helping

I am America very good English yes number one

the opposite of helping

@Crawfoot it's better to not sound normal but to sound precise, as people pay more attention to what you're saying

I am Australia fake country number one

Deutschland namba wan

@Euro Nigga AMERICA NO.1

i want food. gonna go make food.

bye fags.

Go make food then

I just scranned my stew

Was great

@greydudebro yeah nah piss off

scranned?

@Basterix a scottish term

the only true aussie icon

i see

Its like wolfing it down

🤠 📢 **POOFTAS FUCK OFF**

doesn't matter what it means then i just interpret it as whatever it sounds like

Lmao

sorry mate but 🤠 is a poofta emoji

brokeback and all that, they own it now

_existential crisis ensues_