have to go wipe er down

i get food in my beard a lot

Mouth breathing = drooling in sleep

too poor to get sleeping tests

i do snore pretty hard

and its best i dont do ambien with that

but fuck it i need to sleep

I usually wake up with the gun in my mouth and note written on the wall in crayon calling myself a bitch for not being able to finish the job

But no I never wake up with saliva in my beard

What is my home country considering

1 side of my nose is always blocked when i sleep

Don't join NZ and Aus together

That'd be fuckin bad for everyone

@Euro Nigga I hear suicide is hip with the kids

@Cosmic Believe it or not, but you only breathe through one nostril at a time.

Sometimes I'll spill food on my shirt and feel liking ending it all

They switch every so often

True shit, look it up

Ik but it's like properly stuffed when I lie down its usually not when I'm standing

@Strayan't You mean considering them the same place?

@Dialysis Yeah mate

@Strayan't I can't find anything recent

sure it's not a smoke screen?

@zalfir Might be

@Strayan't I am not Australia, but I know culturally that'd be a very bad idea.

Well, not so much a culture thing as a law thing

Both countries are run very differently in terms of laws

@Strayan't Polynesia and former Europeans collide

Oh

Nah mate, NZ succeeded at that. More bloody kiwis living in Aus than NZ

NZ has a mother-knows-best government, but that's where the similarities end

Yup

All you need to survive in Australia is a cold fosters and some vegemite

Get that piss water outta here

I've heard Tasmania is pretty lit. And by lit I mean incestual and diseased

VB or gtfo

I miss proper full strength Carlton Draught from before the taxes

The days

You Aussies inherited Hell on Earth

No, we stole Hell on Earth

Get it right