Message from @zalfir
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1 side of my nose is always blocked when i sleep
Don't join NZ and Aus together
That'd be fuckin bad for everyone
@Euro Nigga I hear suicide is hip with the kids
@Cosmic Believe it or not, but you only breathe through one nostril at a time.
Sometimes I'll spill food on my shirt and feel liking ending it all
They switch every so often
True shit, look it up
Ik but it's like properly stuffed when I lie down its usually not when I'm standing
@Strayan't You mean considering them the same place?
@Strayan't I can't find anything recent
sure it's not a smoke screen?
@Strayan't I am not Australia, but I know culturally that'd be a very bad idea.
Well, not so much a culture thing as a law thing
Both countries are run very differently in terms of laws
@Strayan't Polynesia and former Europeans collide
Oh
Nah mate, NZ succeeded at that. More bloody kiwis living in Aus than NZ
Yup
All you need to survive in Australia is a cold fosters and some vegemite
Get that piss water outta here
I've heard Tasmania is pretty lit. And by lit I mean incestual and diseased
VB or gtfo
I miss proper full strength Carlton Draught from before the taxes
The days
You Aussies inherited Hell on Earth
No, we stole Hell on Earth
Get it right
Ah
Yes
Do u have drop bears in aus
What kinda question is that
Well, it was bound to get to the whites at some point. The natives would acknowledge your superiority and hand it over like and elder to a spry son.
of course we do
fucking hell
*Do you have drop bears in aus* Nigga, we're the ONLY ones that have drop bears
And the dear sweet, fabled platypus
i'm not even sure the platypus is real