but fuck it i need to sleep

I usually wake up with the gun in my mouth and note written on the wall in crayon calling myself a bitch for not being able to finish the job

But no I never wake up with saliva in my beard

What is my home country considering

1 side of my nose is always blocked when i sleep

Don't join NZ and Aus together

That'd be fuckin bad for everyone

@Euro Nigga I hear suicide is hip with the kids

@Cosmic Believe it or not, but you only breathe through one nostril at a time.

Sometimes I'll spill food on my shirt and feel liking ending it all

They switch every so often

True shit, look it up

Ik but it's like properly stuffed when I lie down its usually not when I'm standing

@Strayan't You mean considering them the same place?

@Dialysis Yeah mate

@Strayan't I can't find anything recent

sure it's not a smoke screen?

@zalfir Might be

@Strayan't I am not Australia, but I know culturally that'd be a very bad idea.

Well, not so much a culture thing as a law thing

Both countries are run very differently in terms of laws

@Strayan't Polynesia and former Europeans collide

Oh

Nah mate, NZ succeeded at that. More bloody kiwis living in Aus than NZ

NZ has a mother-knows-best government, but that's where the similarities end

Yup

All you need to survive in Australia is a cold fosters and some vegemite

Get that piss water outta here

I've heard Tasmania is pretty lit. And by lit I mean incestual and diseased

VB or gtfo

I miss proper full strength Carlton Draught from before the taxes

The days

You Aussies inherited Hell on Earth

No, we stole Hell on Earth

Get it right

Ah

Yes

Do u have drop bears in aus

What kinda question is that

Well, it was bound to get to the whites at some point. The natives would acknowledge your superiority and hand it over like and elder to a spry son.

of course we do