I'm 22

man everyone's promising to ban me i feel so *special*

26? You're not old

@coattailsandbowties you are ❤️

I feel old

26 isn't old

@coattailsandbowties It made me lol

neither is 22

22 is ancient

im 24 and im p sure ill be dead in 3 months

tea and papa bear, a touching reunion between 2 boomers

I should have great grandchildren by now

What

thinking about retiring

I have to drive home now

Am the boomerist of boomers. I’m a dad, drink white monster, so dad stuff and listen to bluegrass covers of hair metal.

But I look like a Chad that will fuck yer wife

If I don't come back in a hour or so I got killed by a deer

Papa's a lad and he's the only one who understands my pain.

Jokes on you I don't have a wife

there are boomers and zoomers and the sexual groomers

nah those can be either

I’m all of the above

https://tenor.com/view/isabelle-isabelle-dance-fortnite-dance-smash-bros-animal-crossing-gif-13224244

as well as gay

Why don’t I have a shot for mod what the heck

https://tenor.com/view/mowing-air-randy-crash-spin-gif-3532636

I’d be the best mod

I’d do nothing at all for no one <:thinkmoth:314057117906763776>

mr lahey is such a lad

rip lahey

too much stress for cute bois

LOL

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