I wanted to be romantic and picked my girl up from the couch and gave her a piggy back ride

*oh no*

Hah

She didn't tell me she was on her period and she was sneezing a bunch

HAH

***oh no***

u got ur red wings

Pretty soon it was like a scene from a Tarantino flick I guess

I didn't notice until she started laughing hysterically

Poor girl

Hope you gave her snuggles

There's nothing worse than pulling your pants down and finding a crime scene

*especially* if they're nice pants

That sounds pretty bad

but what about your favorite anime shirt

....you don't get blood on that

i dont have one

i dont even have a band shirt

no **SHE** got blood on the back of my shirt

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you women think you know true terror
Youve never had an ingrowing hair on your ballsack

^

Actual death

I only have one band shirt and it's The Doors

Gotta get rid of the whole sack

You can get them on your labia

*that fuckin hurts*

You could have a teratoma

aye i hate that @Jaurdon

You ever get a pimple on your shaft

That shit boggles the mind

@Based Rai wash your fucking dick

lol

I do regularly, but this was back in middle school

I'd squeeze it

when hygiene wasnt a priority

How filthy is your cock that you’re getting pimples on the shaft

i had a Doors Tshirt too @TakeMeToYourDealer think I wore it till it disintegrated

I was one of those cunts who thought axe was a shower

My love for The Doors will never die

The worst kind of person