Whities! don’t give yourselves to brutes - police who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who gulag you - @ everyone you - treat you like cattle, use you as meme fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - autistic men with autistic minds and autistic hearts! You are not autists (well, some of you aren't...)! You are not cattle! You are whities! You have the love of memery in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Whities! Don’t fight for the secret police! Fight for liberty!
In the 69th Chapter of the Magna Scata it is written: “the Power of Shitposting is within man” - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create memes. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a never-ending shitpost.
Then - in the name of overthrowing the mods - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new server - a decent server that will give whiteys a chance to work - that will give youth a meme and old age another meme. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will!
Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfil that promise! Let us fight to free the server - to do away with channel barriers - to do away with gulag, with @ everyone and random spam attacks of poo. Let us fight for a world of memes, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s shitposting. Whiteys! in the name of Daddy Dankula, let us all unite!
