@Balkan Twat once the world knows my suffering, only then can i begin to heal

@K R A S I V O get out we're full

lol potato

***Insert Shadow the Hedgehog***

https://youtu.be/No6isuzn0FQ

That’s a Hellman’s mayo tube

did you compress that with a potato?

ooooooooooooooooooooo

So it is

@RedBob better qual

Hellman's mayonnaise is the only true thermal paste @Data Pagan

Ty:)

at least it's helmans and not heinz.

All other pastes are phoney knock offs

Imagine the smell of burning mayo

It would smell like grilled cheese pagan

I love grilled cheese

Ew

Yeah I'm one of those

It’s like mostly egg

Mayo I mean

But somehow worse than eggs

Yum

I hate mayo

Heathen

The name alone puts me off

Mayonnaise

Ick

Why the fuck is my role "suspected furfag"?

idk I can eat mayo with certain things

lmao 😂

how about calling it sandwhich butter instead?

@K R A S I V O because you're a degenerate

@K R A S I V O whats that cartoon with ponies in it?

it isn't butter

@K R A S I V O Have a guess

butter's 100% wholesome

its fat. Close enough

Had nits this one time (headlice), turns out mayo suffocates them. My mam was too cheap to buy proper stuff. Sat there for a whole day with a head full of mayo, a carrier bag around it to stop it spreading.
Havent been able to eat mayo since

1 lik 1 prair