Message from @fuzzyplant

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2019-02-03 10:53:55 UTC  

Yeah they paid up

2019-02-03 10:54:03 UTC  

too rigbt or cunts were getting disjawed

2019-02-03 10:54:12 UTC  

Shish is the only acceptable kebab

2019-02-03 10:54:27 UTC  

doner if its legit

2019-02-03 10:54:31 UTC  

no chippy shite

2019-02-03 10:54:34 UTC  

shammi and kofte are ok at a push but only home made

2019-02-03 10:54:46 UTC  

jufte is tidy

2019-02-03 10:54:50 UTC  

kofte*

2019-02-03 10:54:57 UTC  

Tbf I don’t like lamb so chicken shish is pretty easy

2019-02-03 10:55:10 UTC  

im the same beef or chicken for me @CheekyOGNutZach

2019-02-03 10:55:13 UTC  

Speaking of meat processing, I went down the country a month ago, and we got lost on a backroad, and swear to god, we found an abandoned meat processing plant next to a graveyard.

2019-02-03 10:55:26 UTC  

Did you aye

2019-02-03 10:55:31 UTC  

Freaky Texas Chainsaw looking shit

2019-02-03 10:56:00 UTC  

@CheekyOGNutZach lamb kebab is the best how do ya not like it

2019-02-03 10:56:43 UTC  

Like it was an old church cemetary right next to the building

2019-02-03 10:56:50 UTC  

Lamb kebab doesn't narrow it down lmao

2019-02-03 10:57:00 UTC  

Most kebab is made of lamb

2019-02-03 10:57:05 UTC  

lamb is too greasy from most places

2019-02-03 10:57:26 UTC  

im lucky then

2019-02-03 10:57:38 UTC  

nah just low standards it seems

2019-02-03 10:57:40 UTC  

Where's the lamb sauce?

2019-02-03 10:57:50 UTC  

Only problem I have with my locals Kebabs is they put too much veg in it.

2019-02-03 10:58:13 UTC  

they always do that

2019-02-03 10:58:14 UTC  

they put way too much onion in my kebabs

2019-02-03 10:58:15 UTC  

cheap cunts

2019-02-03 10:58:15 UTC  

Who needs a condom when you can just tie the endof your foreskin in a knott.

2019-02-03 10:58:28 UTC  

@The Last MethBender fuck up you melt

2019-02-03 10:58:36 UTC  

Always with the dry as shite red onion strips

2019-02-03 10:58:41 UTC  

Your mums a melt

2019-02-03 10:58:45 UTC  

Aye big time

2019-02-03 10:58:51 UTC  

its always raw onion in kebabs

2019-02-03 10:58:59 UTC  

so you can taste it in the morning

2019-02-03 10:59:01 UTC  

They got grand Macs in rn

2019-02-03 10:59:10 UTC  

Aw yeh

2019-02-03 10:59:50 UTC  

knew it was just burger sauce with a bit of pickle juice in it

2019-02-03 11:00:08 UTC  

They’re doing this survey deal thing for a big mac and fries

2019-02-03 11:00:16 UTC  

Sweaty

2019-02-03 11:00:22 UTC  
2019-02-03 11:00:34 UTC  

im yet to find a store alternative that tastes the same

2019-02-03 11:00:34 UTC  

If you make up a number they don't check it