write fakenews

for CNN

I've done that in the past. Too depressing.

start writing the most ridiculous shit and tweeting it at them

I use to write biased product reviews, but Amazon cracked down on that shit after fags on Fiver got caught.

Those people are straight up whores.

"You want me to promote degeneracy that's designed to destroy western civilization? Sure. Give me $350."

If I'm offered to write about shit that I know is shit, I turn it down because I don't want that shit to exist or continue.

Droppin' dem redpills

My news client and I have been getting into it recently because of Comey. I wrote a piece about him getting canned and in it, I mentioned that many of the politicians who were upset about it wanted him fired for investigating Hillary last year. They didn't like that I included it in the middle of the article.

I told them "If you wanna remove it, whatever. You asked me to write about their reactions to him getting canned. Mission Accomplished."

Client: "Fine. You fucking $'s been transferred. GN"

when whites try to pander to the shit skins it always back fires

its better just to call them niggers

theyll be like damn he speeken duh troof

The guy I use to write news for was cool about that kind of stuff, but this new fag is a cunt.

The SJWs broke Laci. Now she's starting to wake up. IDK if it'll last, but whatever.

What's up shitters?

we gonna put you in the REEEEEEEEEEEEEE room

The Answer To Kebab Is Pork & Booze!

I like bacon and booze